Wendy is doing a defrag so I can’t do anything on her and my dash is dead so now I feel like doing a stream of consciousness post. Finally have enough for Winston but I’m still waiting for my SWTOR box because Rafa is a retard and sent it straight here rather than sending it to himself and then sending it to me. That would have been way faster because Amazon are dickfucks about shipping to Australia. I feel like chicken, does anyone have chicken that they can give me? Oh man what if Will turns up on my doorstep right now with fried chicken that would be the greatest thing ever holy crap. UNIVERSE. MAKE IT SO. Gosh I’m feeling mighty hetero today. I’M GONNA MAKE MY SIM FUCK ALL THE DUDES AND HAVE MYSTERIOUS VAMPIRE BABIES. It took me 3 tries to get that sentence out because I forget how to capslock. I’d press it and be all what are you doing why aren’t you capitals then I realised I was pressing Shift not Caps Lock. I’m a retard sometimes. I have a crick in my neck from not wearing a bra today and it hurts so bad so I’m just sitting here with my brand new Lelo on my shoulder/neck on it’s highest setting but it smells funky so I should probably clean it but the antibacterial spray is upstairs so I’ll just put up with it.